You're probably expecting me to wax poetic about Don Jesus cigars. 'Ain't gonna happen. Nope. All I'm going to do is to give you the straight dope. If you buy 'em, you buy 'em. If you don't, that's fine.
We were offered Don Jesus as bundled cigars at a dirt-cheap price. They're not attractive, and the construction is a little lacking, but the big surprise is that they actually taste pretty good. They come in one size, a 6.0"x44 corona, and you have a choice between a Connecticut Shade or maduro wrapper. They won't burn straight as a string and they won't win any beauty contests, but if you want a good-tasting cigar while noodling around outdoors for a hair over half-a-buck apiece, you could do a lot worse than Don Jesus.